Episode 1
Rutland Weekend Gibberish
Sketches: Gibberish, condemned man, saving fish, soldiers unaware the war is over, minesweeper, Churchill's cat.
Songs: Star of the Sexy Movies, Stoop Solo
Episode 2
Rutland Weekend Kung-Fu
Sketches: Come dancing, philosophy corner, moron, origami, cookery time, documentary, kung dancing.
Songs: Say Sorry Again, Communist Cooking, Lie Down and Be Counted
Episode 3
Rutland Weekend Warning System
Sketches: Warnings of Offensive Content, Schizophrenia, Documentary: Mungo Wright, Collier's Religions, Thrust with Splig Utherism, Selling Families, Tomorrow's TV Forecast.
Songs: Children Of Rock 'n' Roll, Football, Boring
Episode 4
Rutland Weekend Whistle Test
Sketches: The Old Gay Whistle Test, Rutland Weekend Theatre, Amnesia, Farming Beauty Queens, Showbiz Butchers, A Penny For Your Warts.
Songs: The Fabulous Bingo Brothers, Protest Song
Episode 5
Rutland Weekend Rain in Hendon
Sketches: Wife Swapping, The Rain in Hendon, Documentary: TV Politicians, Prime Minister, Your Questions Answered, Holiday '75, The Devil in the Electrics Shop.
Songs: I'm the Urban Spaceman, Frontloader
Episode 6
Rutland Weekend Budget Cuts
Sketches: Financial Problems, Religion Today, Incident at Bromsgrove, The Execution of Charles I, Man Alive: Suburban Prisons.
Songs: Singing a Song is Easy, L'Amour Perdu, Stuck in Mrs Fletcher's
Episode 7
Christmas with Rutland Weekend Television
Sketches: Alberto Rewrite Five, Christmas Night with the Scars, Home Skiing, Christmas Present Women, Vicar, Film Night, George Harrison Sings.
Songs: Testing One Two, I Don't Believe in Santa Any More, Concrete Jungle Boy, The Pirate Song
