Secret Girlfriend

Episode 2

You Find an Awesome Strip Club

Episode 3

You Learn to Appreciate Life

Episode 4

You Help Sam Have His First Wet Dream

Episode 5

You Hang with Some Lesbians

Phil hopes to woo Jessica's lesbian roommate; Mandy tries to make "you" jealous by spending time with Sam.

Episode 6

Your Ex Tries to Make You Jealous

Episode 7

You Solve a Porn-Related Mystery

The guys use the latest technology to identify an adult-film star "you" encountered at the gym; Jessica tries to allay Mandy's jealousy by pretending to be "your" cousin.

Episode 8

You Try to Make Some Internet Cash

Episode 9

You Get An Aquarium Girl

At a club, you, Sam and Phil debate the merits of having a pet hottie trapped in glass; Sam and Phil can't seem to get along, which leads to much punching and ketchup squirting.

Episode 10

Your Buddies Get Into a Fight

Episode 11

You Have to Choose Between Two Girls

Jessica is at a family vacation in Hawaii so Phil, Sam and You go to a party to pick up chicks. While there you get girls for Sam and Phil. When you arrive back home Mandy is in tour room and apologizes for being a bitch and finally recognizes that you broke up. The next morning she invites all of you to her fathers birthday party, that night. The hand model Phil took home last night has hurt his penis because of a failed hand-job. It is also revealed that Hot Girls make Sam have premature ejaculation. At the party Mandy gets her sister to hit on Phil to piss off her dad. When she tries to touch his penis he yells and pushed her onto Sam who then ejaculates all over himself. You sneak off and while talking to a waitress Mandy finds you and tries to get you to come with her. By this time Jessica is back from the airport so instead you ditch Mandy and go over to Jessica's where you finally have sex.

Episode 12

You Get a New Girlfriend