Episode 1
So, Uh, This Is My Team?
The 14 new contestants fall out of a plane to the new island they will compete on. Then, Chris goes over the rules and the teams. Team Kinosewak: Mean Cheerleader Twin Amy, Outback Survivalist Sweetheart Jasmine, Evil Wannabe Max, Hopeless Romantic Rodney, Nice Cheerleader Twin Samey, Smart and silent Scarlett, and Chris FanaticTopher. Team Maskwak: Sound Effects Master Beardo, Germophobe Pessimist Dave, Singing and Dancing Princess Ella, LARPER Leonard, Paranoid Doomsdayer Shawn, Paegent Queen Sugar, and Gymnast Supreme Sky.
Episode 2
I Love You, Grease Pig!
The campers are challenged to race wild pigs against the other team. Sky and Rodney face off. Max also races with a pig. Dave also races too but gets hit with a grease ball. Shawn avoids the pigs but one ends up with him to race. Ella dances with her pig in the race. Sugar and Ella still have a conflict in this episode too.
Episode 3
Twinning Isn't Everything
Samey and Amy's sisterly hatred reaches a boiling point during a game of doom balloons while Max gets a little help from a new friend on his quest for pure evil.
Episode 4
I Love You, I Love You Knots
Ella's attempts to befriend Sugar backfire during a wild game of Truth or Scare while Rodney's delusional love triangle has a huge effect on his team's performance.
Episode 5
A Blast from the Past
Sky likes Dave, but not as much as Dave likes Sky while Shawn bolts and puts his team in jeopardy. Also, a previous competitor raises some very serious questions about a previous elimination.
Episode 6
Mo Monkey Mo Problems
Ella comes up big after Dave puts himself in a dangerous spot while Max tangles with his team's chances to prove his superiority.
Episode 7
This Is the Pits!
Jasmine reveals a deep, dark fear in a deep, dark cave while Sugar confuses buses and trains. Dave uses his time in the challenge for the perfect opportunity to kiss Sky.
Episode 8
Three Zones and a Baby
Sky chooses her new team over Dave, crushing him. Max shows a softer side that's just as creepy as his evil side. Topher gets a call from the network.
Episode 9
Hurl and Go Seek
Chris merges the teams and feeds them expired meat before the first nighttime challenge. Dave finally hears what Sky's saying to him while Jasmine finally sees how Shawn's feeling. While exploring, Scarlett learns the truth about Pahkitew Island.
Episode 10
Scarlett Fever
Thanks to the last challenge, the island goes insane. Chris reveals the island is artificial as the self-destruct is activated. The contestants must work their way to the control room to deactivate it. When Scarlett and Max find the room, Scarlett reveals her true nature. She uses the robot animals to destroy the others and demands the million dollars from Chris.
Episode 11
Sky Fall
The final four contestants compete in a race to the top of a mountain, and the last person to finish is sent home.
Episode 12
Pahk'd With Talent
Down to the final three, Chris has the challengers each make their own challenge, and all compete to see who is the best of all three.
Episode 13
Lies, Cries and One Big Prize
The final two competitors must run a dangerous race throughout the island. To help out, each of them get to random pick a former competitor for a partner to help them win the million dollars. However, their partners may not be as much help as the final two wanted.
