Pirate Express

Episode 2

Finders Keepers

The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

Episode 3

Little Miss Swordshine

LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.

Episode 4

Ship Wretched

The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

Episode 5

Turkey Leg of Doom

When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg

Episode 6

Hair of the God

Episode 7

Enter the Octogod

Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.

Episode 8

Dead Men Wear Plaid

LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

Episode 9

Bilge Rat Zombies

On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.

Episode 10

Ghost of Ships Passed

Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

Episode 11

Night of the Geminis

Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.

Episode 12

Ships and Salsa

Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

Episode 13

All A Bored

Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.

Episode 14

Club Fed

Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

Episode 15

White Wedding

Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.

Episode 16

Saltiest Dogs

Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

Episode 17

Shrieking Violet

Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.

Episode 18

Starboard Struck

Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

Episode 19

Get Kraken

Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.

Episode 20

Grill of My Dreams

Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

Episode 21

Penguin Law

Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.

Episode 22

Shop 'til You Drop Anchor

Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

Episode 23

Opposites Ahoy

Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.

Episode 24

Udder Chaos

Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

Episode 25

Out of Key

Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.

Episode 26

Thumb Wars

Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

Episode 27

One Flew Over the Crow's Nest

LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.

Episode 28

Game On

Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

Episode 29

Licence to Thrill

Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.

Episode 30

Beast in Show

Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

Episode 31

Fine Feathered Fiend

Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.

Episode 32

Lumber Jerk

Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

Episode 33

Father Time

LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.

Episode 34

Manure Overload

Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

Episode 35

No Sea for Old Salts

Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.

Episode 36

Sealed Fate

Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

Episode 37

Blunder Down Under

Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.

Episode 38

Engaged in Battle

Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

Episode 39

Beggars Can't Be Cruisers

The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.

Episode 40

Voyage of the Edam-ed

Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

Episode 41

Greeced Lightning

Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.

Episode 42

The Godd Couple

Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

Episode 43

Gordon's Fish Tale

Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.

Episode 44

Love on the Rocks

Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

Episode 45

Malaise of the One Eye

Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.

Episode 46

The Future Is Now

The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

Episode 47

Booty Camp

Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.

Episode 48

Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire

Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

Episode 49

Booty Nights

Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.

Episode 50

Fountain of Misspent Youth

The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

Episode 51

Jungle Booty

Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!